How is it that Pimpa Joe Simpson, can get arrested for DUI almost a week ago, and no one finds out until now? You would have thought he would be easy to spot, what with his, I'm Jessica Simpson's Dad bumper stickers. He used to have the same for Ashlee Simpson, but crossed through it after the whole SNL thing. The other giveaway would have been the pictures of Jessica all throughout the inside of his car. That way he could stare at her breasts from lots of different angles. Anyway, the former preacher who said he didn't drink was busted for DUI around 10pm which is nice and early to be hammered and didn't make bail until almost 10am the next day. That is a long time. Guess no one wanted to come get him. Trying to teach him a lesson.
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http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/08/pimpa-joe-simpson-busted-for-dui.html