Yesterday I announced that the male employees / hangers on here at the Foyer decided we should have a Miss Foyer. I speculated aloud that this was the boys' attempt to use my celebrity status to lure attractive celebrity women to the Foyer with the hopes that they might get to play punch the chipmunk with those said women. The boys admitted as such but then they were all dizzy as a goose on Tito's Vodka. My Tito's Vodka mind you. They don't pay for anything. As far-fetched and hopeless as their dreams of shaking a skin coat with attractive females here at the Foyer were / are, I've decided to name a Miss Foyer anyway. So without further adieu, I herby name Kelly Brook as our first monthly Miss Foyer. Because it's my Foyer and I get to pick…Kate Upton? Yes, she's quite stunning but again, who's Foyer is this? I thought so…
Miss Brook is our first Miss Foyer because she's incredibly attractive, has a body built for Hippity Dippity, and is a genius when it comes to math and science. Don't believe me? Then check out our first gallery.
Worship the code
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